Harry Potter

Have just finished the latest (it has been difficult to find the time but it's not exactly challenging) and was left wondering if the world was one big Hogwarts who would be in which house.

Griffindor
Tony Blair (but just like HP it's a close call between this and Slytherin)
Ming Campbell
Esther Rantzen

Slytherin
Derek from Big Brother
Quentin Letts (with very little help he could be Snape)
Michael Howard (c'mon - he can obviously speak parseltongue!!! - those sibilant consonants!)

Hufflepuff
George Galloway
Eric Forth
Jeremy Clarkson


Ravenclaw
I can never remember what this house is all about so ideas welcome!